Matt Damon has quickly become Ireland’s favourite actor as he spends lockdown right here with us. The actor has been holed up with his family in Dalkey and making himself at home.
After gushing about his stay, sending videos to Leaving Cert students and being a general legend, people have started wondering if we can keep him.
Like a toddler asking their parents about a stray puppy, we turned to Dublin Airport to ask: ‘Can we keep him? Can we, can we, can we?’ Unfortunately, that would be a no, à la the airport.
Taking to Twitter, they admitted: ‘In response to a number of queries, we can confirm that we’re unable to stop Matt Damon returning to the US if & when he so chooses.