Kids say the darnedest things—or in Gwyneth Paltrow's case, write the darnedest things. While the star is an Oscar-winning actress and Goop mogul, she's not immune to being made fun of by her teenage daughter, Apple Martin.
Fans and critics alike are well aware of Goop's headline-making products, infamously including vaginal eggs and, more recently, a new "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle.