What says Oh Oh Oh? What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? What happened to the Advent calendar thief? These are just three cracker jokes you can expect to hear round the table - or over FaceTime - this Christmas.
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, Christmas cracker jokes are a staple of the festive period. As ever, some are funny and others will make your eyes roll and groan.
Here are 50 jokes you can trot out over Christmas. 30 are all-time ‘classics’ while 20 are new and topical Christmas gags based on the year we’ve just had.
You never know, they may just put a smile on your face at the end of a tough 2020! Quizzes are also popular at this time of year, so if you're planning your own, try out this 100-question quiz all about