Stoke hero Jonathan Walters took to social media yesterday to share a hilarious story about jogger who pooed outside his house.
Amid the coronavirus chaos which has resulted in shortages of supplies across the country, the culprit suggested he was forced to do the deed outside because of a lack of toilet paper.
But Walters, who only retired in 2018, still has a decent turn of pace and chased the individual after he caught them in the act.
The 36-year-old former striker then threatened to name and shame on social media. "TRUE STORY FROM YESTERDAY,” he wrote. "I was walking with my wife and dog out of the gate to my house and saw a man squatting, shorts around ankles, exposing everything and leaving us a present.