93 Funny December Quotes: Hilarious and Positive Sayings for a Happy Start to Winter

I hope you’ll find something here to lighten your mood, lower your stress levels and make this a happy and positive month for you.“December is the toughest month of the year.

Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.” – Mark Twain“December is the month when kids stop being nice and start being perfect angels.” – Stephen Colbert“It is December, and nobody asked if I was ready.” – Sarah Kay“A lot of people like snow.

I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” – Dave Barry“I like these cold, gray winter days.

Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson“In December, even my coffee needs a sweater.” – Dave Barry“December is when I finally admit that those summer clothes aren’t going to fit anymore.” – Nora Ephron“My December diet plan consists of eating everything before January 1st.” – Andy Borowitz“The only thing colder than December is my ex’s heart.” – Unknown“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.” – Rainbow Rowell“The only thing more overwhelming than December’s darkness is December’s to-do list.” – Unknown“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.'” – Robert Byrne“It was so cold I almost got married.” – Shelley Winters“It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.” – Mickey Rivers“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.” – Geraldo Rivera“I’m not going outside until the temperature is above my age.” – Unknown“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple“I’m dreaming.