Gary Neville might have coined the best phrase so far to describe the current state of English football. One that could well go on to define how the national sport handled its worst crisis since World War II.
Summer festivals might have been cancelled for obvious reasons, but according to Neville one has survived, in the shape of the 'Self Interest Festival of Football'.
It's the hottest ticket in town but is not for the squeamish - because the bloodshed is relentless. Yet the most remarkable aspect of the production is that it doesn't appear to revolve around the central characters to a plot now thicker than Donald Trump himself.