Jesse Eisenberg would really like some hand sanitizer. But Los Angeles has been cleaned out — and, to the actor’s immense regret, that’s where the coronavirus crisis marooned him.
On the phone with The Post, the verbose “Zombieland” star found some dark humor in being detained in the last place in the world he wants to be, even during the best of times. “As someone who avoids LA like the plague,” he says, “to be stuck here because of an actual plague feels ironic.” He’s been famously forthright about his issues with everyday anxiety, but the 36-year-old Eisenberg says the emergence of a global pandemic — an anxiety-inducing event if ever there was one — has a silver lining for him: “I got incredibly calm.” With flights off limits, he, his