Hugh Hefner made his millions by staying at home all day in his pyjamas. Unfortunately, this way of living doesn’t seem to be providing the same rewards for me.
In fact, thanks to the Government furlough scheme I am only receiving 80% of what I should be paid. So now I know how it feels to be like many women in this country.
This situation also hasn’t helped my relationship with my girlfriend or my neighbours. It turns out they both hate me. She kicked me out of the house for good at 8pm on Thursday and the rest of the street all came out to applaud as I walked away.
At least being out of the house meant I missed out on one of the worst thing to happen in lockdown so far – The Big Night In.