101 Short Coffee Quotes for a Boost of Energy, Positive Vibes and Plenty of Laughs

Coffee is truly a special thing.It helps us wake up and once again feel human and (at least a bit) energetic. It’s always providing a good reason to take a break.And it brings us together at work, in coffee shops and cafes and in our homes.So in today’s post I’d like to share 101 of the most timeless, beautiful and funny short coffee quotes.I hope you’ll find something here that makes you laugh and releases a bit of stress, that gives you a boost of energy and simply helps you appreciate this magical beverage a little extra.“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness.

Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman“Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.” – Unknown“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline – the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster“You make good coffee… you’re a slob, but you make good coffee.” – Cher“I don’t drink coffee to wake up.

I wake up to drink coffee.” – Unknown“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Alphonse Allais“I never drink coffee at lunch.

I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan“The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.” – Unknown“Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.” – Unknown“Way too much coffee.