100 Funny Wedding Quotes That Will Make Everyone at the Celebration Laugh

Use one or a couple of them for one of the three things mentioned above or for social media posts, group chats or texts to make this celebration of love a fun and lighthearted one.“The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are: good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you.

The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.” – Juno“I love being married.

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” – Mae West“The first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages.” – Lelsli Knope (from the TV-show Parks and Recreation)“I’m married to a very unusual person, but maybe it took a very unusual person to be willing to marry me.” – Fiona Shaw“Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s alright to kiss me anytime you feel like it.” – Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games“She’s your lobster.

C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.” – Phoebe Buffay (from the TV-show Friends)“My wife had us register for fine china, because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a $200 plate.” – Jim Gaffigan“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.