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The trailer for Netflix‘s new film Unfrosted just debuted, and it features an all-star cast.

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.” – Stephen Colbert“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” – Kevin James“If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami.

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” – Stephen King“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.” – Mark Twain“On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaira“Being normal is vastly overrated.” – Aggie Cromwell (from the movie Halloweentown)“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” – Judy Gold“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley“I’m your number one fan.” – Annie Wilkes (from the movie Misery)“Halloween is just finals week for parents.” – Jim Gaffigan“Villains wear many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” – Ichabod Crane“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams (from The Addams Family)“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Hocus Pocus“It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.” – Vincent Price“Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies.

in her review that Garner, “Does a lot with a little. She has no big speeches, no tantrums, no floods of tears.

Jim Gaffigan is set to star as one of Toronto’s most controversial public figures in a new limited series.

Comedian Jim Gaffigan is sounding off on the shortage of coronavirus testing kits readily available to U.S. citizens.

Jim Gaffigan and his wife Jeannie are giving back to their life-saving local hospital.

Jim Gaffigan and his wife Jeannie are giving back to their life-saving local hospital.

Jim Gaffigan almost didn't make it home to the United States as the coronavirus pandemic swiftly took force and prompted borders to close while he was touring in South America. The comedian, 53, detailed the anxiety-inducing experience to Yahoo's Build Series, stressing that he cut his tour short in order to reunite with his wife, Jeannie, and their five kids in the United States.