47 Funny November Quotes: Hilarious, Positive and Sarcastic Sayings for a Fun Month

I hope you’ll find something here that’ll give you a few good laughs, reduce some of that holiday stress and help you to make this a happy fall month.“November always seemed to me the Norway of the year.” – Emily Dickinson“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” – Robert Brault“The November evening had a bite; it nibbled not-quite-gently at her cheeks and ears.” – Aleksandr Wootton“November is the most disagreeable month in the whole year.” – Louisa May Alcott“I have come to regard November as the older, harder man’s October.” – Henry Rollins“In November you begin to know how long the winter will be.” – Martha Gellhorn“No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds – November!” – Thomas Hood“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau“November at its best – with a sort of delightful menace in the air.” – Anne Bosworth Greene“It was the best kind of November day.

Cold and crisp, but not quite freezing, not icy.” – Rainbow Rowell“This November there seems to be nothing to say.” – Anne Sexton“The house was very quiet, and the fog – we are in November now – pressed against the windows like an excluded ghost.” – E.M.

Forster“Jam on November took away the worries, it was like tasting summer.” – El Fuego“When everything looks like a magical oil painting, you know you are in Autumn!” – Mehmet Murat Ildan“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” – Irv Kupcinet“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.” – Rita Rudner“I like football.