90 Funny Winter Quotes That Will Make You Laugh and Help You Relieve Stress
And use them yourself too to have a couple of good laughs, to not take things too seriously and to reduce those stress levels.“I like these cold, gray winter days.
Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” – Dylan Thomas“For every snowflake that falls, an idiot forgets how to drive.” – Unknown“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” – Dave Barry“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.'” – Robert Byrne“It was so cold I almost got married.” – Shelley Winters“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” – Sinclair Lewis“As winter approaches – bringing cold weather and family drama – we crave page-turners, books made for long nights and tryptophan-induced sloth.” – Sarah MacLean“It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.” – Mickey Rivers“A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.” – Will Rogers“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.” – Billy Connolly“Winter, I wrote, was akin to living inside a refrigerator.” – Okey Ndibe“Welcome to winter, when fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.” – Kelley Armstrong“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard.
It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.” – Richard Brautigan“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow.
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