“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?” – Edgar Bergen“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” – Albert Grant“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.” – Slappy White“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash“Work is against human nature.
The proof is that it makes us tired.” – Michel Audiard“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” – Bette Midler“I work for myself, which is fun.
Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” – Rita Rudner“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost“I’m not afraid of hard work.
I’ve done so much of it I know what it looks like.” – Bob Hope“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life… because that field probably isn’t hiring.” – Dorothy Parker“Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with funny people.” – Carol Burnett“Success is just a matter of luck, ask any failure.” – Earl Wilson“No man goes before his time – unless the.