David Walliams reckons he is too ugly to land on-screen sex scenes. The Little Britain comic moaned his face is like a “bag of spanners” so it’s ruled him out of playing romantic leads in films and on TV.Despite dating a string of models in reality, David, 49, whined he plays yet another ugly character in his upcoming Christmas TV show, Jack And The Beanstalk.He said: “We don’t have any love scenes in this so I don’t know how that would work.“I’m not the kind of person who ever gets to do love scenes because I’ve got a face like a bag of spanners.”But David admitted getting intimate in his latest project would have been difficult as the cast constantly had to get tested for the coronavirus.The actor – who plays a giant in the Jack And the.