See what they did there? This is an entirely independent fan event, albeit now, we're reliably informed, with the official Glasto seal of approval.
It's designed as a home for virtual celebrations to accompany the BBC's forthcoming Glastonbury 50th birthday programmming, over the weekend of 26-28th June.
But wait! You don't need to wait that long to be entertained. From 9pm-12am on Friday 12th June, the legendary Mr.C will be playing a 3-hour set of classic dance tunes to get you in the mood.
The Royal Albert Hall – yes, the Royal Albert Hall – is hosting a series of Royal Albert Home performances over the coming days and weeks, which will see "artists sharing their work from their homes to yours".