Manchester United star Bruno Fernandes joked he's "crazy" but not enough to shave his head like Paul Pogba and co. have done amid the coronavirus lockdown.
Footballers around the world have been finding novel ways to keep themselves occupied while self-isolating, and facial hair faux pas appear to be the order of the day.
Everton forward Richarlison has perhaps garnered the most laughs by replicated Ronaldo's infamous 2002 World Cup hairdo during lockdown.
Fernandes, meanwhile, has grown a beard, which his United team-mate Diogo Dalot joked made him looked like a member of the Narcos cast.