Or simply use one of them in your birthday speech to your friend, sister, brother, coworker or whoever you are celebrating to make them laugh and make their special day even more fun.“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash“I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor.
Happy Birthday!” – Unknown“Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” – Jim Gaffigan“You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience.” – Unknown“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.” – Joan Rivers“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.” – Jennifer Yane“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” – Truman Capote“The older you get, the better you get.
Unless you are a banana.” – Betty White“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Jack Benny“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” – Unknown“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” – Helen Hayes“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller“I believe in loyalty.
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