100 Funny Father’s Day Quotes for Hilariously Relatable Humor (and Plenty of Love Too)
Or simply tell him a couple of them today to make him laugh about fatherhood and the many fierce challenges he has no doubt met so far.“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain“Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid.” – Jerry Seinfeld“Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.” – Jim Gaffigan“I rescind my early statement, ‘I could never fall in love with a girl who regularly poops her pants.’ I hadn’t met my daughter yet.” – Dax Shepard“I would rather drink a piping hot bowl of liquid rabies than get on a plane with my two children.
At two years old they just have to rip all their clothes off and introduce themselves to everyone on the plane. It’s just like, ‘Please can we land in a farmer’s field?'” – Ryan Reynolds“You know what it’s like having a fourth kid?
Imagine you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.” – Jim Gaffigan“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld“Having children is like living in a frat house.
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