And don’t forget to share one or a few of your favorites with your partner, friends, family and anyone you think could need them right now or you know would get a good laugh out of them.“Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.” – Melanie White“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” – Tracy Smith“Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th.
Get back together on the 15th.” – David Letterman“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” – Melanie Clark Pullen“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work.
Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.” – Leslie Knope“Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries.” – Leslie Knope (from the TV-show Parks & Recreations)“Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day.