A new week is upon us, which means it's a new opportunity to watch new TV. People may say to you, "Are you sitting around and watching TV again?" And all you have to say is, "Yes, but it's new TV." That's it.
That's all you have to say. You have now owned that person and can get back to watching TV undisturbed, knowing that you are the victor in that battle of wits.
This week's picks include a TV show about a TV show, which is one of my favorite genres of television. It's like one of those old Xzibit memes from Pimp My Ride. "Yo dawg, I heard you like TV shows, so I put a TV show in your TV show." I miss that meme.