70 Funny Teamwork Quotes for Laughs, Positive Vibes and Stress Relief

And clever ones to share with your favorite coworkers to make their day better too.“Teamwork – a few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Larry Kersten“It’s called ‘teamwork’ but most of the time it’s everyone sitting around until one man does all the work.” – Thomas Wilbur“Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much damage.” – Sandra Shea“Coming together is a beginning.

Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. Taking the credit yourself is genius.” – Unknown“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothing that can beat teamwork.” – Edward Abbey“A group is a bunch of people in an elevator.

A team is also a bunch of people in an elevator, but the elevator is broken!” – Bonnie Edelstein“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd“Sure, there’s no ‘i’ in team, but there is an ‘m’ and an ‘e’.” – Kevin Myers“On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” – Lou Holtz“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.” – Thomas Sowell“A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.” – Michael Winner“Teachers call it copying.

We call it ‘teamwork’.” – Unknown“If you take out the team in teamwork, it’s just work. Now who wants that?” – Matthew Woodring Stover“Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.” – Dave Barry“Committee: A group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.” – Fred Allen“A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted.” – James T.