75 Short Funny Work Quotes to Make Your Day More Fun (and Less Stressful)

I hope you’ll find something here that’ll make you laugh and make your day better.“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald“People often say that motivation doesn’t last.

Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.

Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” — Kin Hubbard“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” — Groucho Marx“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx“Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.” — Tim Notke“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous“Coworkers are like Christmas lights.

They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” — Anonymous“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’” — Dave Barry“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard“A mind is like a parachute.