Dolly Parton is putting her legendary songwriting skills to use to entertain fans during quarantine. The country icon, 74, shared a video on Instagram on Thursday of herself reciting a coronavirus social distancing-themed poem.
In the video, Parton sits facing the camera and begins the clip by shouting to someone off-screen, feigning in-home chaos. "Can you hold it down in there?
I'm trying to do a video in the studio," she shouts. "What? My accountant's calling? Well, tell him to kiss my assets goodbye because they're dwindling to nothing.
No, you can't put a mask on a turtle!" Parton then turns to face the camera directly, telling viewers she's written a poem about the ongoing crisis.