Hey there boys and girls and non-binary folks, it’s Thomas Mates again. I told you I’d be back and I now get to prove that I am a man of my word, in much the same vein as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I had to settle for a robot emoji up there in the headline because they apparently don’t make a Terminator one — which seems like a real missed opportunity to me.
In any case, Bri is off today, so you’re stuck with me and my overwhelming sense of unearned confidence. I’m hoping to deliver a real humdinger of a newsletter for you all today, so let’s set aside my chutzpah and get into the meat of this bad boy or girl or whatever.