And ones that are great for sharing on, for example, Instagram to spread the positive and relaxing vibes or on your letter board to bring that energy into your home all summer long.“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” – James Dent“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” – Walter Winchell“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.” – Gilbert K.
Chesterton“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” – Chris Pratt“Sorry, did you say something?
It’s summertime, and I only hear and speak beach, pool, flip-flops, and margaritas.” – Unknown“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” – Russell Baker“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan“I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing.” – Unknown“Currently in a close relationship with my Air Conditioner.” – Sandra Shea“If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” – April Mae Monterrosa“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation.
If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.” – Erma Bombeck“God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.” – Rachel Caine“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose.