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125 Funny Good Morning Quotes to Start Your Day with Hilarious Humor and Less Stress

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And ones you can share with loved ones or favorite co-workers to make their day better too.“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper.

Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook“In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” – Leslie Connor“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning.

I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.” – Kevin Hearne“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” – Dorothy Parker“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” – Groucho Marx“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” – James Lileks“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” – Jarod Kintz“Some people wake up drowsy.

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