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97 Funny Mother’s Day Quotes for Laughter, Relatable Humor and Gratitude

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I hope you’ll find something relatable here to give you a few good laughs, help you to relieve some stress and to remember that you’re not alone in your ups and downs in life.“Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” – Amy Poehler“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle“Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.” – William Feather“Silence is golden.

Unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious.” – Unknown“My mother used to say: The older you get, the better you get.

Unless you’re a banana.” – Rose Nylund (from the TV-show The Golden Girls)“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” – Michelle Pfeiffer“If I wasn’t at work, I just wanted to stay home and party with my little man – and by ‘party’ I mean, of course, endless rounds of ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider.'” – Olivia Wilde“It’s not easy being a mom.

If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Betty White“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.

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