101 Funny Monday Quotes: Hilarious Humor for Laughs, Stress Relief and Positive Energy
I hope you’ll find something here to make this a better, more positive and more fun day and week.“Some people wake up drowsy.
Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” – James Marsden“Monday is a ‘strong cup of coffee’ kind of day.” – Unknown“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper.
Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods“No!
I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!” – Anthony Liccione“Mindful Monday Humans, may your coffee kick in before reality does.” – Napz Cherub Pellazo“Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but, every morning, I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, it’s going to be a good day!” – Lindsay Lohan“Everyone wants me to be a morning person.
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