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55 April Fools’ Day Quotes for Laughter, Clever Insights and Stress Relief

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And something you can share with friends or co-workers along with the pranks of today for some fun, positive vibes.“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” – Mark Twain“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.” – Alan Coren“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.” – Jerry Lewis“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.” – Charles Lamb“I have great faith in fools — self-confidence, my friends call it.” – Edgar Allan Poe“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.” – Jack Handey“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” – George Carlin“Fool me once, strike one.

Fool me twice, strike three.” – Michael Scott“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” – Will Rogers“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” – Oscar Wilde“So you’ve been burned a couple times.

Um, have we met? I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.” – David Rose“Do not take life too seriously.

You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.” – Dean Koontz“I love inside jokes.

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