180 Funny Quotes of the Day for Laughs, Positive Vibes and Stress Relief
And send a favorite or two of these to your favorite people at work and in your personal life to make their day more positive and fun too.“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life.
Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower“You can always tell when a man’s well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.” – H.
Jackson Brown, Jr.“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” – George Carlin“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” – Jay Leno“People often say that motivation doesn’t last.
United States
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Cases: 46 252 513
Deaths: 750 423
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India
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Cases: 34 321 025
Deaths: 459 652
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Brazil
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Cases: 21 835 785
Deaths: 608 235
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United Kingdom
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Cases: 9 215 683
Deaths: 141 607
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Russia
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Cases: 8 494 589
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