115 Funny Friendship Quotes: Hilarious Humor for Your Best Friend

I hope these quotes will help you and your friends to laugh, relieve some of life’s stress together and share a happy moment today.“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” – Rita Mae Brown“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” – Matt Schucker“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m.

that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” – Jane Austen“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain“A good friend will always stab you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” – Cher (from the movie Clueless)“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” – Marcelene Cox“‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb“Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, ‘What!

You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard“Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” – Jane Austen“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” – Arnold H.