105 Funny Work Quotes for the Office That’ll Make You Laugh and Relieve Stress

And ones you can share with your coworkers around the office and your work bestie to help make their day a bit better and lighter too.“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” – Rita Rudner“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” – Bertrand Russell“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen“My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.” – Scott Adams“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.'” – Dave Barry“I love deadlines.

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Linda Robson breaks silence on Pauline Quirke's dementia diagnosis: 'It breaks my heart'

Linda Robson has opened up about the heartbreak of her best friend and Birds of a Feather co-star Pauline Quirke's dementia diagnosis. Last week, Pauline's husband, Steve Sheen, revealed that the 65 year old actress has been living with dementia since 2021 and will be stepping back from all professional duties. Linda and Pauline played sisters Tracey Stubbs and Sharon Theodopolopodous in the popular BBC One sitcom which first aired in 1989.

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Find Life Coach | Meet Annita Gibson: How to Deal for Yourself a Winning Hand in Life and Make Your Desired Reality Come True?

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'Watson' Cast & Character Descriptions: Meet the 6 Stars of CBS' New TV Show, Including an 'FBI' Actress!

Immediately following the AFC Championship Game on CBS today (January 26), we’ll be able to see the debut episode of the new TV show drama series Watson.

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Pensioners’ victory as HMRC to amend emergency tax loophole affecting 11million

Pensioners are celebrating a victory as HMRC is set to eliminate a costly tax issue that left millions of them £3,900 out of pocket. The trouble stemmed from emergency tax codes applied to state pensions by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP).

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Mediocre or Master? The Levels of Preparation That Define Success

There’s a well-known saying about casinos: “The house always wins.” While this isn’t strictly true for every bet, it’s undeniable that casinos set up their odds to ensure consistent profits over time. Preparation works in a similar way. When you position yourself to win consistently, you’ll triumph more often than not, and those victories compound over time.For leaders, preparation can make the difference between occasional success and sustained excellence.

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'NCIS: Sydney' Season 2 Cast: 6 Stars to Return From Season 1

NCIS: Sydney is renewed for a second season at CBS, and it will be debuting in just a few weeks on Friday (February 7).

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Michelle Yeoh Says 'Wicked' Cast Is 'Crying' Because of Jon M. Chu Oscars Snub

Michelle Yeoh is opening up about the close-knit Wicked cast.

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The Power of Choice: Unlocking Your Potential Through Mind and Body Connection

“Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our […]

King Charles cancer treatment 'taking its toll' as he 'struggles to shake off anxiety'

A hectic schedule awaits King Charles in 2025,starting with a solo trip to Poland tomorrow for the 80th anniversary of Auschwitz.

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Viral voice note claims Southport killer already 'attacked in prison cell by two inmates'

A viral voice note claiming the Southport killer has already been attacked in his cell has been debunked by prison chiefs.

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11 Old-Fashioned Relationship Habits We Should Bring Back This Year

Love is great when spoken, but greatest when shown. Do little things daily to show your loved ones you care.Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a park bench in the early afternoon when an elderly couple pulled their car up under a nearby oak tree. They rolled down the windows and turned up some jazz music on the car stereo.

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'Chicago P.D.' Cast Net Worth: The Wealthiest Stars, Ranked

Chicago P.D. is one of NBC‘s biggest shows, and the stars of the series have amassed some serious wealth.

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Why Mark Wahlberg Apologized to the 'Flight Risk' Cast

Mark Wahlberg is explaining his on-set apology.

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'Forgotten' nutrient can 'soak up bad cholesterol', doctor reveals

One particular nutrient can cut cholesterol, balance your blood sugar levels, and help you feel full for longer, according to a doctor. It is the 'forgotten nutrient', and the average Brit only consumes around 60 per cent of the recommended daily amount, according to Dr Emily Leeming, a scientist, dietician and author.

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Pregnant Kelsey Parker talks marriage to 'cheerleader' tree surgeon new love

Kelsey Parker, who exclusively revealed to us that she is expecting her first child with boyfriend Will Lindsay, has opened up about the possibility of marriage.The TV star, who tragically lost her husband Tom Parker of The Wanted fame to brain cancer three years ago, shares two children with him - Aurelia, five, and Bodhi, four. Despite the heartache of losing Tom, Kelsey tells us in an exclusive chat that she's 'chasing happiness' for herself and her kids as they prepare to welcome a new addition to their family. When asked if marriage could be on the cards for her and Will, Kelsey laughs off the question, explaining that her reserved boyfriend isn't one for the spotlight.

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Bhad Bhabie Is Still Battling Cancer AND She Just Got A Nose Job! This Is Wild, But…

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New King Charles portrait released amid cancer battle: Monarch, 76, is fighting fit in fresh photo as he continues treatment

diagnosed with cancer and had begun treatment. The cancer was discovered in January after the king underwent a planned procedure to treat a benign enlarged prostate.

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'The Gilded Age' Season 3 Cast Shakeup: 1 Star Exits, 1 Confirmed to Return After Uncertain Future, & Several More Are Returning!

We’ve learned more and more about the cast for the upcoming third season of The Gilded Age on HBO!

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14 Stars That Started Their Careers as 'Saturday Night Live' Cast Members

Some very big stars got their starts on Saturday Night Live!

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BBC Gladiators fan favourite Nitro gives health update after shocking reveal

A Gladiators fan favourite has revealed he's going to be out of action for the whole of season two. Nitro, whose real name is Harry Aikines-Aryeetey, has shared that he has been forced to pull out of the BBC game show after sustaining an injury while training.

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Housing association 'deeply concerned' about mum's home after child rushed to hospital

A baby was rushed to hospital after burning her face on exposed pipes at a flat in Stockport which her mum had complained about.

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Escape to the Country star shares 'alarm bell' symptom that led to terrifying diagnosis

Escape to the Country star Nicki Chapman has shared the alarming symptoms that led to her brain tumour diagnosis in 2019. The 58-year-old presenter initially mistook her symptoms of impaired vision, lost memory, and slurred speech for menopause, a migraine, and fatigue until she realised something was seriously wrong.

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'Lost' Cast - Where Are They Now? It's Been Over 20 Years Since The Show Premiered on ABC!

It’s hard to believe it’s been over 14 years since Lost ended!

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Mark Wahlberg explains why he ‘apologized’ to his ‘Flight Risk’ cast after filming

told People in an interview published on Friday.The last time Wahlberg took on the on the villain role was in 1996’s “Fear,” opposite Reese Witherspoon.“I was like the guy who was like constantly picking at them, poking them and prodding them, you know, from the back of the plane the whole entire time,” the star continued. “I apologized at the end because I wasn’t very engaging off camera or outside of shooting, but I was just in [that] head space.

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ADHD Reduces Life Expectancy by 7 to 9 Years: New Study

January 24, 2025Life expectancy for people with ADHD is 7.5 years shorter than it is for those without the condition, according to a new U.K. study published in The British Journal of Psychiatry1.This study is the first of its kind to examine the life expectancy of adults with ADHD using mortality data from a large population.

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Netflix's 'The Night Agent' Season 3 Cast Changes: 5 Actors Definitely Returning, 2 Might Come Back, 6 New Additions Revealed

The second season of the hit Netflix series The Night Agent is now streaming and luckily for fans, the third season is already in the works!

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Dave Coulier’s Wife Admits His Cancer Treatments Are Getting More ‘Difficult’

Dave Coulier‘s battle with cancer is getting tougher.

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'BEEF' Season 2: Four More Actors Join Previously Announced Cast Members!

More stars have joined the cast of BEEF for season 2!

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Live Webinar on Feb. 19: ADHD and Caffeine: Risks & Benefits of Using This Natural Stimulant

Caffeine may be the world’s most common stimulant, almost universally seen as nature’s antidote to memory, fatigue, and focus problems. But caffeine’s common side effects, including higher heart rate, irritability and sleep problems, may outweigh the benefits for adolescents and adults with ADHD.

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6 Cognitive Distortions That Fuel Anxiety in ADHD Brains

Cognitive distortions are biased, irrational, and often automatic thoughts that trigger and amplify anxiety and negative thinking. These unhelpful thought patterns matter because our thoughts, feelings, and behaviors are all linked.

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Lili Reinhart Reveals Struggle With Chronic Illness After 'Hardest Year,' Talks Importance of Advocating for Your Health

Lili Reinhart opened up about her experience with chronic illness.

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5 Simple Habits for Lifelong Healthy Eating

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Kerry Katona makes surgery U-turn as she cancels facelift - 'My kids begged me not to go through with it'

Kerry Katona vowed to kick off 2025 with a makeover and had booked a lower facelift at a UK clinic - despite those who had urged her not to go under the knife again. However, Kerry - who last year had a corrective nose op - reveals she has curbed plans to have more surgery and cancelled the procedure after her children begged her not to go through with it. “I just don’t think now is the right time anymore,” says Kerry during an exclusive interview.

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Andie MacDowell Reveals Piriformis Syndrome Diagnosis

Andie MacDowell is opening up about her health.

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'The White Lotus' Creator Reveals Why He Was Hesitant to Cast Lisa in Season 3, How Much Longer the Show Will Continue & More

The White Lotus creator Mike White opened up about the show’s upcoming third season and future in a new interview.

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When Unhappiness Is the Soul Crying Out for Nourishment

“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” ~Dalai Lama

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Lili Reinhart Says She Struggled With Eating Disorder During Riverdale -- And Is Now Battling A Chronic Condition!

Lili Reinhart is getting real about a difficult time in her life.

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Water Signs, Explained: Here’s What It Means to Be a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces

: water, earth, , and . Each element brings its own unique value, imprinting distinct traits onto the signs that fall under their categorization. And our water signs—Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces—are the feelers of the zodiac.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Announces New Album With Son Braison as Trace Cyrus Expresses Concern for Dad's Health Following Inauguration Performance

Billy Ray Cyrus and his son, Braison, announced a new album that they worked on together as the country music star’s other children express concern for his health and wellbeing.

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Nick Knowles gets kiss from bikini-clad fiancée on holiday as he recovers from knee surgery

During their sun-soaked getaway in Dubai, Nick Knowles has been snapped getting a sweet smooch from his fiancée, Kate Dadzie, while lying with his leg in a brace.The TV star, 62, can be seen unwinding on a plush beach bed, donning red swim shorts and taking care of his injured leg. His fiancée Kate leaned in for a passionate kiss before standing up, looking stunning in a dark blue bikini, with her hair tied up in a ponytail and sunglasses on. She later covered up in a chic white mesh dress, while post-beach chill, Nick switched to casual glam in a black-and-white palm tree print shirt, teamed with black shorts and white trainers.

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NHS doctor issues warning to people who feel tired after drinking energy drink

An NHS doctor has shared the surprising reason why energy drinks may leave you feeling exhausted despite their reputation for boosting alertness. Known to many as quick pick-me-ups for situations such as pressing work deadlines or gearing up for major events, some have discovered that these caffeinated beverages have the reverse effect, making them feel drowsy and prompting a nap instead.

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Scots Ryanair flight in emergency diversion after failed landing during Storm Éowyn

A Ryanair flight due to arrive at Edinburgh Airport has been diverted back to London after a failed landing due to gale force winds caused by Storm Eowyn.

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90 March Quotes for an Inspirational, Motivational and Positive Start of Spring

I hope, simply put, that they will help you to make this your best spring start yet.“The first blooms of spring always make my heart sing.” – S. Brown“Flowers and colours everywhere, I am so glad that March is here.” – Anamika Mishra“You can cut all the flowers, but you cannot keep spring from coming.” – Pablo Neruda“March brings breezes, loud and shrill, stirs the dancing daffodil.” – Sara Coleridge“Every cold and dark phase ends, and hence begins a beautiful phase of warmth and vibrance.

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105 Funny Work Quotes for the Office That’ll Make You Laugh and Relieve Stress

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