105 Funny Work Quotes for the Office That’ll Make You Laugh and Relieve Stress

And ones you can share with your coworkers around the office and your work bestie to help make their day a bit better and lighter too.“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb“I work for myself, which is fun.

Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” – Rita Rudner“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” – Bertrand Russell“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen“My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.” – Scott Adams“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.'” – Dave Barry“I love deadlines.

I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Sandra Shea“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” – Stanley J.

Randall“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen“Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.” – Unknown“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald“The light at the end of the tunnel has.