And ones you can share with your coworkers around the office and your work bestie to help make their day a bit better and lighter too.“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb“I work for myself, which is fun.
Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” – Rita Rudner“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” – Bertrand Russell“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen“My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.” – Scott Adams“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” – Unknown“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.'” – Dave Barry“I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Sandra Shea“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” – Stanley J.
Randall“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen“Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.” – Unknown“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald“The light at the end of the tunnel has.